Ausiello's Gilmore Update for 8-16-06 (SPOILER-ish)

It mostly includes clarifications of last week's Gilmoregasm, so I've
included a bonus question from this week's AA involving a spoiler
about a show starring a former Gg cast member because, well, it's just
too interesting.

SPOILER SPACE AHOY-ISH!!!

Michael Ikeda...

Or a strange meteorite lands in Star's Hollow and gives Rory
superpowers. Which allows for a big GG-Smallville crossover...

Dr. Woodard...

So is it a crossover? It was billed as a crossover, but in order for
it to be a crossover MC would have to play the same character on VM.

Dr. Woodard...

Maybe Rory flies out to London, on the return flight she
gets Chlostrophobic, has a run in with attendants who
won't let her use the bathroom, she threatens to go on the floor
outside the bathroom, has a note mentioning Al-Queda, some
vaseline, and a screwdriver.

The pilot gets concerned, calls the air force who
scrambles planes to meet the airplane, escort it
to Logan.

On the way to London she discovers she can bring nothing on
board the plane, everything has to be checked in with the baggage.

Oh and Rory finds that the airplane has another surprise....
snakes.

[Me commentee in dese here bracketee.]

Question: Your ego is bigger than Barry Bonds' head. You devote 50
percent of your column to Gilmore Girls, 35 percent to your ego, 10
percent to yawning bunnies and 5 percent to actual inside dirt. Your
column is a sham, and I wonder how you live with yourself sometimes. —
M.J.

Ausiello: Did you go back and research past columns to come up with
that breakdown, or was that off the top of your head? Either way, your
percentages are eerily accurate. I'm not kidding. You pretty much
nailed my top-secret formula for AA.