Ausiello's Gilmore-gasm Update for 8-9-06 (LOTSA SPOILERS!)

Maybe there's something about Connecticut *finally* firing Lieberman
and thereby going as liberal as Amy has been portraying it for the
past six years on Gg, but, well, like, half the column was Gilmore
questions. To read the few questions that weren't Gilmore-related, go
to, as always:

Plus, bonus Gilmore question from Kristin's chat at E! Online on
Monday.

SPOILER SPACE AHOY-ISH!!!

[Me commentee in dese here bracketee.]

William George Ferguson...

*a********l c*u**
r cquetbal o rt

(quality time watching other people play? Remember them going to the gym
on Martha's Vineyard?)

Rob Jensen...

Oh, shatter my dreams of watching Lorelai work out and put the kibosh
on that Lorelai Paradox where she seemingly gets to eat junk food and
never have to do anything to keep the weight off why don't you?

-- Rob

Question: Please, please, please tell me that Gilmore Girls isn't
planning to make Lorelai pregnant and then do a whole "Who's the
daddy" mystery. That would definitely veer into jump-the-shark
territory. — Karl

Ausiello: Allow me to put your mind at ease. Better yet, let
show-runner Dave Rosenthal put your mind at ease. "That will not be
happening — I promise," he says of a potential paternity stumper.
"There are no sharks anywhere near our set and there will be no
jumping of them." Rosenthal can also promise that within the first
couple of episodes, Stars Hollow will experience a bit of a baby boom.
Translation: Luke's sister, Liz, isn't the only one expecting. "There
will be more than two babies born this season." Oh, and one more
thing: "There also will be a marriage this season," he reveals. "I
can’t say exactly when, but somebody’s getting hitched." Send me your
guesses! My money's on Paris and Doyle.

[Rob here: Yep, this was the clarification about pregnancies and
babies and stuff that we needed, given that Liz was already pregnant.
I'm putting five bucks down on "Lorelai and Luke, with Lor being far
enough along that there's no doubt that the baby was conceived waaaay
before she boinked Chris and twenty bucks down on "Jackson's vasectomy
fails." And $1.25 each on 1) "Zach uses the condom in his wallet," 2)
"Brian and Kyon have never heard of the word condom" and 3) "Kirk puts
his condom on wrong."]