Captain Kirk's ... Canadian!

AT LAST incontrovertible proof has been UNCOVERED!

BEHOLD! With your very own eyes as the truth is ... REVEALED:

David...

We need to build a barbed-wire fence to keep them out.

Howard U. Dewing...

Then what would you do about Evangeline Lilly..Donald
Sutherland...Kiefer Sutherland (son of a
Canadian)..Natasha Hentsridge.. Eric McCormack..Shania Twain (on tv a
lot)...Rick Moranis..Lorne Michaels...Paul Schaffer...I'm just getting
staaaaarrrted

Ken from Chicago...

They, along with Michael J. Fox, Paul Shaffer, Kandyse McClure, Tricia
Helfer, the whole former cast of KIDS IN THE HALL, et. al., would have to be
nationalized as Americans--including Wayne Gretzky, The OTHER Great One
(after Jackie Gleason).

Hunter Rose...

*WHAT* would I *do* to Evangeline Lilly... Natasha
Henstridge... Shania Twain...?

Oh. "About".

Never mind.

David...

Deport them. They've taken our jobs for far too long.