Good Riddance Christmas ads!

And making me feel like a chump because I can't buy my wife, girlfriend
and/or mistress a brand new Lexus SUV as a present.

Erin Woodbridge's Bestest Friend, Ian J. Ball...

Like David, you can always make up for it with DIAMONDS.

Steven L....

I knew a guy who bought his wife a lump of coal for their anniversary,
and explained to her that it's made of the same chemical
element--carbon--as a diamond.

They got divorced a few years later.

Taylor...

"Every kiss begins with Kay."

Who pays the annual registration on a gift vehicle?

Rich...

Don't you mean, "Holiday ads?"
-Rich

Electric Frog...

The diamond ad's will be starting soon for Valentine's day

Taylor...

lol If you have all three, NO WONDER you can't afford one!

Justin Pate...

Judging from the fact that they never say "Christmas" in the ads,
shouldn't you be saying "Good Riddance HOLIDAY ads!" ?