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Stewart to host Oscars, Crystal "too busy"



Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:24:48 -0500 rec.arts.tv
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Taylor...
Billy Crystal passed up an opportunity to host the Oscars because he's
"too busy" and the one-man stage show's "too time consuming". IF this is
the case, then how can Jon Stewart continue to do his Comedy Central
show 'The Daily Show' if it's THAT much work? No, I think Stewart will
be able to continue to sucessfully host while preparing for the awards
night and PROVE Crystal for what he is: A washed-up, lazy celebrity!!!

Ubiquitous...
It's more likely a case of 'stunt casting" to boost their sagging
ratings.


Susan Bartholomew...
I think Crystal's just tired of doing it, but wanted to be diplomatic.
He had a pretty good run, some years better than others, but he knows
he's pretty much done that deal.

I was hoping they'd pick Hugh Jackman, but we'll see how Stewart does!
Steve Martin would have been OK, too.

Ian J. Ball...
I'm already campaigning for Kate Bosworth for next year!

Taylor...
Angelina Jolie would rule as host of the Oscars.

Richie...
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only if she hosted in a see-thru maternity gown


palver...
Or perhaps Mary Lynn Rajskub?

Erin Woodbridge's Bestest Friend, Ian J. Ball...
OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS THE BEST SUGGESTION I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!1!11!1!11!!


Lava...
From their pick of Chris Rock last year and Jon Stewart this year. I have a
feeling they are trying for a much younger audience. Much like the peoples
choice awards.
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