Golden Globes going green with eco-friendly party

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Hollywood environmentalists are throwing the
first "green" Golden Globes awards bash for celebrities next week,
complete with organic food, recycled paper decorations and tables made
of reclaimed wood.

RichA...

What the F--- is reclaimed wood? Do enviroFAGGOTS digest wood, and
exude it like paper wasps to make furniture?

Derek Janssen...

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But, since you already know how to use that little "Search" space on
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everything)
ejanss@comcast.net

trotsky...

Could you translate the above into a language an actual human can
understand?

The Environmental Media Association (EMA) and entertainment network E!
will host the January 15 "Golden Green" party in Beverly Hills to mark
the annual movie and television awards ceremony.

Actresses Maggie Gyllenhaal, Eva Longoria, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rachel
Weisz and socialite Paris Hilton are among the celebrities scheduled to
attend the event in a former department store set to become an
eco-friendly apartment building.

dbarr8...

Guess they got off to a good start with all those recycled actresses!!

weberm...

Not to mention recycled plots.

"Green living has become a way of life for many of today's
celebrities," said Debbie Levin, EMA president. "We are proud to be the
first ones to step up and create a party that unites talent and social
responsibility."

The party will be set in a landscape of plants and flowers in a bid to
promote awareness of green issues, and the group TreePeople will plant
one tree for every attendee.

It is one of dozens of parties planned by movie studios and television
networks to celebrate the Golden Globe awards. The prizes are handed
out annually by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and seen as
indicators of likely Oscar winners next month.

The EMA, created in 1989, aims to tap the power of the entertainment
industry to educate people about environmental issues.