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Top ten reasons Heather can't allow Paul smoking weed
18 Jan 2006 17:30:20 -0800 rec.music.beatles
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10 Makes Paul horny and you know 'bout that steel plate in me pelvis
bone-ouch! 9 It makes him like JOHN's music more. 8 When he's ripped my stump freeks'em out. 7 It allows him to see inside my shallow soul. 6 Can you say "western bacon cheese burger." 5 I don't want to hob-nob around the world having to worry 'bout airport busts. 4 Yoko is out to get us-remember Japan! 5 It's hard enough look'n at a 63 year old-let alone with a joint stickn out of his smooch. 4 He invades my space when he's stoned. 3 I aint gonna have 'em stoned calling me "linda" again. 2 It that wierd look he gets singing "helter-skelter" And the number one reason Heather can't allow Paul smoke'n weed? 1 Add your comment Runnnerr...
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