Jane Asher

I'm hoping that there is a chance that Paul and Jane would get back
together.
If Paul had just kept his dick in his pants, they might have gotten married
instead of he and Linda.
Howeveer, Fate moved its huge hand.
I just discovered that Jane's Cake Shop was less than a mile from my flat in
Chelsea!
I am kicking myself now! (sigh)

Lizz Holmans...

I went there two or three times. Sandwiches and cake and tea, all
yummy. But although I saw Jane Asher there once behind the counter, I
didn't meet her until I was giving blood at Chelsea Town Hall (I was
married there, too) and she was on the next bed to mine. We discussed
the difference between biscuits and biscuits, if you see what I mean.

All this pipe-dreamery about a reunion with Paul reminds me of the
fantasies kids have that their divorced parents are going to get
together again. Jane Asher is married to Ronald Scarfe, they've got
three or four kids, and she just signed a petition in favor of animal
testing for medical research.

Lizz 'in other words, she's so over him' Holmans

saki...

Just a couple tiny corrections: her husband is artist and political
cartoonist Gerald Scarfe. They have three kids.

Lizz Holmans...

Gerald, Ronald, three kids, four kids--it's all good.

And while she's known for her cakes, she's actually got an impressive
professional resume, not to mention an interesting heritage:

Lizz Holmans...

Hmm. I didn't think Richard left any legitimate heirs. I know he left
at least one illegitimate son, so that could work.

Nurktwn...

Richard Asher or Richard Plantagenet?

Lizz Holmans...

Neither. Both. Why's everybody always picking on me?

Nurktwn...

Uh, you called the English teacher Daddy-O?

Lizz 'Ronald Plantagenet' Holmans

TAR...

You should have signed this "Lizz 'Charlie Brown' Holmans"

Lizz Holmans...

Oh, but that wouldn't be any fun cos then nobody could play 'Where'd
she get that?' and that's the whole game.

Lizz 'just don't ask about my foot' Holmans

TAR...

Huh? Your foot?? Where'd you get THAT?

Lizz Holmans...

I *said* not to ask.

TAR...

You're right... sorry.

Lizz 'it's sprained, swollen, bruised, and I can't wear a shoe. Other
than that, it's 12 inches, just like everyone else's foot' Holmans

TAR...

I'm sorry about that, too. I hope you feel better soon, Lizz.

Nurktwn...

Wow! That qualifies you to start at centre-forward for England!

Lizz Holmans...

I abhor foopball. We are a cricket household.

Lizz 'besides, we have a *much* longer injury list' Holmans

Lizz 'I still think he did it' Holmans