Paul and Heather Split

I should not say this, but, THANK GOD!

Runnnerr...

Yeah, it's a real shame when any marriage goes bad and I feel badly for
them and especially for their daughter, but she just never struck me as
being a very nice person.

TAR...

Well, she obviously cares deeply for animals and people going through
amputations, etc., so she can't be all bad. We don't know what the real
story is here. Hopefully, the press will back off and let them work
through their problems, but I just don't see the press caring enough to
comply with Paul's request. I feel badly about this, and I really do
hope they can work it out. Life is very short, and there's no time for

Papa John...

No you don't. Based on your many past remarks about Heather on rmb, you

Irrelevant...

I've read that she gets about one fourth of Paul's fortunes, which is
quite fair considering how long (or short) they've been married.

likely reacted with glee to this news.

TAR...

I've always defended Heather against the slings and arrows here, so you
must have me confused with someone else.

fussing and fighting.

Papa John...

Omigod, how incredibly original.

Runnnerr...

Wow! A mind reader. It's too bad that your mind reading talents don't
extend to reading and comprehending the written word.

Just so that you're clear on things, and ask an adult to explain this
to you if you don't understand it: I've had criticisms of Heather and
the way that she's presented herself and the things that she's said.

At no time however did I ever wish ill on their marriage.

Got it, genius?

Papa John...

I guess you are acting as Donna's new protector now that Mister Charlie
rarely, if ever, posts from his work location. If only she could -- or
would -- appoint a protector who is mildly capable of defending her petty
digs at Heather while at the same time not coming off as an ass himself.

TAR...

Are you completely insane or something, "Papa John"? I've repeatedly
said that I admired her, thought she was awesome, etc. I've always been
happy for her and Paul. Go into web-search and show me where I ever said
anything negative about Heather.

Now, just who are you, "Papa John", hmmm?" You sound as if you have a
bone to pick. I wonder why.

TAR...

It wasn't meant to be, but I'm glad that I wowed you so much.

Irrelevant...

I bet Ringo's there with Barbara to hold Paul's hand at this tragical
moment :-)

The only one I feel sorry for is their daughter, who will suffer the
most. The other two should have known better.