Get ready for the LOST HILTON TAPES...

blind to Hilton album
August 30, 2006 04:12am
Article from: Press Association

PARTY princess Paris Hilton's fledgeling career as a pop star is
reportedly tanking already - and her inability to sing live means it
could be terminal.

Hilton's debut album, Paris, only sold 75,000 copies in the US in its
first week, with the projected figure for next week just 30,000, the
New York Post reported.

The hotel heiress's first single, Stars Are Blind, is languishing at
No.49 in the US Billboard Hot 100, and limped in at No.29 in the UK.

Another problem is that she will not be touring to promote the album
because she cannot sing live, the Post said.

But Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said that to him the album
"sounds huge".

"For a newcomer, this is incredibly impressive," he told the
newspaper.

Runnnerr...

After his really remarkable stint on The Lost Lennon Tapes,
Elliot might actually outshine Paris in such a show.

UsurperTom...

Elliot tried to hook Sean up with Paris.

Nurktwn...

Eliott ought to hook up with Mills.

UsurperTom...

Mills is closer in age to Sean...

F Parella...

Okay, hook Elliot up with Sean then.

Runnnerr...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Elliot's normal speaking voice is one of the all time
great wince causers. I don't want to think about him being partnered
with anyone. Ick!!!

Personally, I'd rather they have The Lost Hilton Video Tapes, although
from the little I saw of her very famous tape, she's a lousy lay.

donz5...

We'd happily accept those sales numbers. :)