Heather Mills:"He'd Turn Into Charles Manson After A Bongload."

Funny. But, are you the 'real' Ghugle or are you the 'other' ghugle.

Why don't you get like Liz 'internym' Holzman and include an internym in
your name, like Ghu'twofaceshaveI'gle?

Lizz Holmans...

You've got the idea right, but you could spell my name correctly.

Lizz 'two z's, one s' Holmans

Lookingglass...

Well...there ARE two 'z's in that version of your name...one of them is just
in the wrong place.

;^)

dancin' dave (...A B C D...)

Bernie Woodham...

I used to 'z's. I forgot the 's'.

Bernie 'zzzzzzzzz's Woodham

Lizz Holmans...

Oh, all right, then.

Lizz 'the second z is silent anyway' Holmans