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Boyfie would like to announce



Mon, 9 Oct 2006 01:18:42 +0100 rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Christina Websell...
That not only has he cort mousies to put on der rug for meowmie to step on
for der last free days inclooding two yestday but he cort a litl rat tonite.
He was abote to put in nere der kettl so meowmie cud stand on it but she saw
im first.
She say I a very very gud boy and dat if I shut my eyes Kitty will probly
ete it.

Will in New Haven...
Dear Boyfs, dat is wunderful, tho u spel wat funny. Wats iz vewy powful

Shiral...
What do mousies look like, Boyfrend? I never seen one, so I'm not
shure. Are dey da funny little things with eight legses? Meowmy doesn't
like dem in da bafroom when she's taking a shower.

Christina Websell...
No, dem 8 leggers are der spidies. Dey get in der baff and my meowmie not
dat keen on dem iver.
Mousies av 4 legs, dey are covered wiv brown fur, av a long tail an ar
small. Yoo can ete dem wen yoo catch one.
I catched 2 moor overnite and put dem on der rug. Meowmie say dey cummin
in der howse cuz it gettin cold outside. I say we not ever av mousies in
der howse wile I here coz dey can ete our food.


Will in New Haven...
No, Nina, dem r pideys. Der wuz wun in my dodlebox wunce and my Meowmie
had to tek it out so I cud go in da box wike a good grl kitty. F wun
comed aroun' neouw my Unkl Bill wud mek it go way.

WooToo in Willz rum

and mos widdl cats wud not mezz wit em. Gud job. Two bad meowmie out
smarded u n did not step onnit. Iff kitty wunt ete it, pleze send it
her. Uncle Bill can gib ur mommy r dress.

Maggy May


polonca12000...
You are a very good kitty, Boyfie!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek
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