We 2 is wun

Our imperial Siamese majesties, Rhia and Amy wud lik it too be nown
that we is wun today and is all growed up. Our hoomin sez that we has
got to be calm n quiet catz from now, but what do he know? He even
gotten us sum chickn brest fo our tee, wot he called a 'burfday treet'
but we ignord it n ate tthe tinny fud, jus lik we always duz. Dem
hoomins, dem pretty dim u now. When we had dat big funder storm he come
up and started strokin us n sed it wuz all rite. We new it wuz all rite
but we had to purr lik anyfing to stop him gettin scared

Rhia, Amy and their humble servant John

polonca12000...

Happy belated purr-day!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek

Marina...

Hoppy Purrsday, Rhia and Amy! My hoomin told me when I was wun in April
that I hafta calm down, but I dinn't! Haha! Shows her!

Yours in hoolikittenism,
Caliban

Shiral...

Happy burfday, Rhi and Amy,

I think I will have to talk to my hoomin--all I got for my second
burfday last munth was a straw! Granted straws iz fun to karry around
and play wif wherever I get into da mood. But I didn't get no treets
to eet!

Hoomins ARE dim. But dey are good slaves.
Nina

Kreisleriana...

STRAWS!!!!!!!!!! I LUV STRAWSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DANTE (who is almost WUN himself, and leaves a trail of drinking
straws in his wake)

jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt...

Just to bring two different threads together, Licky loves to play
with the extra-large, extra-wide straw I brought home after ordering
the Vietnamese bean drink the other night. It's big and green and
pointy at each end (because it's cut at an angle) and he likes to
bat it around.

Theresa

Make Levees, Not War

Monique Y. Mudama...

Happy purrday! At one year old, I think you're just starting the
serious hoolikitten stage.

Will in New Haven...

We furgot. Send the chicken if you don't eet it.

Bear, I man Magi May

Will in New Haven...

Be nice to de hooman becuz good servants are difikult to replaze. You
hav wun hooman for twoo widdle kittums. WE has to make do with only one
Uncle Bill and one Mummy Micky for a BUNCH of us. And we has a d*g who
gets to be around and breeve and everything. AND Sunrise is a b*tch.

All of US is Siamese too. AND Person. That means we are Himlayans, the
best kind. Except WooToo is something else.

Maggie May, typing for Sunrise, Winnie, Wootoo, Missy the hisser at
primates, Maggie May (I so good I go twice) Bear the d*g and the humans