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Attn. Class of 05 Hoolies!!!



Wed, 31 May 2006 16:43:48 -0400 rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Kreisleriana...
HEY KITTIES HOW MUCH DO YOO ALL WAY NOW?! I AM TEN POWNDS!!!!!!!

I AM A BIG BOY!!!

Exocat...
CLAWDIUS, Emperor of Home & Purresident HK Chapter '05, made me type for
him:

No Dante, you're not a big boy yet at all: I'm nearly TWELVE pounds and
not quite fully grown!
I'm a fine athlete too, there isn't a piece of furniture safe from my
leaps and bounds. Wallpaper
has my clawmarks in it (well, I have to keep them sharp) five feet from
the ground, no worries!!

So keep going, fellow ChapterCat!!!

PS (PurrScript): HoominDad tole me today I had dirtee pors so I clored
his soap until they were kleen: I bet he won't be silly enuff to tell me
THAT again in a hurry. Your turn Caliban :)

Purrs
Clawdius

(Hoomin note) don't listen to him anyone, most of that weight is
concentrated in the gut :)

Kreisleriana...
LOL. Dante is not that big a cat to look at-- he * looks* rather
small, and he hasn't grown much in height or length in the past few
weeks. But he's very densely packed. ;) You really don't expect what
you get when you pick him up, and when he flings himself at you. It's
like a little lump of lead. ;)

Theresa

Make Levees, Not War


Purrs etc.
Gordon & the FF


MOMMY SEZ WEN SHEE PIKS ME UP I WAY A TON!!!!!! WEN I JUMP ON HER I
FEEL LIK A LUMP OF LED!!!!!!

DO I HAFTA BE A GROWNUP NOW??????? I STILL DON FEEL LIKE A GROWNUP.

LOVE DANTE

Marina...
HAHA, I BEAT YOU!! I weigh 5.4 kilos, Meowmie sez that's almost 12
pouns! She also sez I need to lose some of my tummy but I LIKES MY
TUMMY!! I WANT IT TO BE EVEN BIGGER!! I don like the sound of this
dye-et she keeps talking about. I'm gonna et, she can dye if she wants to.

jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt...
LOL!!! Go Caliban! :)


Marina...
Caliban, if you are going to post rude messages like this, you
could at least sign them with your own name.


Kreisleriana...
MY MOMMY SEZ I AM BIG FOR MY SIZE.

LOVE DANTE

Karen...
I think maybe she meant you are big for your britches :D


Theresa

Make Levees, Not War


Ranger Greykitten...
Definitely not! I'm up to about 10 pounds too, and I am getting close to
a year old, but I'm still a kitten. And Paw still calls me MonkeyKitten
when I climb da screen doors.

Ranger Greykitten


Theresa

Make Levees, Not War
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