A Weak Xmas Joke

Two female cats are sitting on a fence.
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One says to the other, "What would you like for Christmas? I'd like four
kittens.
How about you?"
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The other cat says, "Well, I'd like five kittens."
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An old tomcat listening to the conversation jumps up on the fence and
sings, "HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS, HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS."

Bev :)

If you can step on nine daisies all at once it's springtime.

Kreisleriana...

Somehow that reminds me of the joke about the old ram and the young
ram standing on top of a hill.

The young ram says "Wow! Lookit all those ewes down there! What
babes! Let's run down there and @#$! them!"

The old ram looks and replies "Let's walk." ;)

Theresa

Make Levees, Not War

Matthew...

There is more to Theresa I have heard about 10 versions of that joke

The young It is lets run down there and #@$ one of them
The older one turns to him and say no lets walk and f#$@# them all

Adrian A...

It reminds me of the joke about an old couple, the wife says "I'm feeling
frisky today, lets go upstairs and make love" the husband replies "I don't
think I could manage both dear"

Kreisleriana...

Wheee! Here we go! And then there's the one about the 80-year-old
man marrying a 25 year old woman. Mightn't that be dangerous?, a
friend asks. Groom shrugs and says "If she dies, she dies." :P

Theresa

Make Levees, Not War