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Boyfie got bashed



Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:03:03 -0000 rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Christina Websell...
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over
the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it
takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I
can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked
up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them
alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a
hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this
morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed
towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately.
Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he
will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head,

Marina...
Aww, poor Boyfie! Explain to him that KFC may be a bit senile and not
remember how good he is to her. This sometimes happens with the very
elderly. Purrs for Boyfie to put up with it all.


Tweed and Boyfie

polonca12000...
Poor Boyfie!
Lots and lots of healing purrs and best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek


Adrian A...
Poor Boyfie! What a mean old lady to beat him up like that. Snoopy regularly
has a go at Baggy but so far not that bad.


Will in New Haven...
Winnie here, Uncle Bill is dong the spelling and the grandma

Boyfie, old man, I unnerstan. Can't liv with em and can't bring em
enuff doves. Wen the girls get me down, I hang out wif my buds, Uncle
Bill, Bear the d*g and Buddy the parrot-boy. It is good to hav sum men
frenz. Even if they are not kitties.

Christina Websell...
I don't av no men frenz.


Jus apologize for being beat up and giv her sum space. In a few days,
it will be fin.

Christina Websell...
I always apogolises, it never my folt. She a very fierce cat,


If a boy purrs in the back yard where no girl can hear him, iz he still
wrong?

Christina Websell...
Prolly. I finking about leeving ome if she don't stop bein so orful.


Sam...
ones for him.


Sir Weeble Wobblybottom...
Deer Boyfie:

Dat Kitty is furry meens to do dat to you. Lizzie da saym way round here,
so I avoyds her as muchest as I can.

Pleez don't runs away from home - I wood be furry sad if you go!

Dreeming of my sweet Boyfie...

Mimi
(Weebles baby sisfur)


kilikini...
Oh, dah poor baby! Always the optimist. Sigh. Purrs that the fur grows
back quickly and Kitty quits being such a b*tch! He is only a man, after
all.
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