before i go back to lurk mode a nice story

DH had set the pizza, in the boxes on the back porch to keep it cool, after
he had gotten the generator un hooked and everything else plugged in he was
cold and hungry so he decided to eat left over pizza, so he stepped out onto
the porch and Chester zoomed past him and out into the growing darkness, DH
was naturally very upset as Chester is not from around here and it is
bitterly cold. so he called and looked for a few minutes to no avail and
then he gave up and came in, he looked around for all the cats to double
check, he saw five of the six and decided to eat his pizza and figure out
what he would do next...

he opened the top box... which was actually already open... odd... he looked
inside the box... and 2 of the 3 slices in that box were naked... devoid of
all topping... he just stared at the box... then heard the soft sound of
CHESTER!!! who of course we call Chester the ingester... DH turns around and
sees 2 yellow cats on the buffet eating crunchies... and realizes that a
local feral had helped himself to those 2 slices of pizza... he put the 2

Jack Campin - bogus address...

Our Ishtar once came through the catflap at breakfast time with
a complete still-warm bacon roll. I never did find which of our
neighbours had one inexplicably disappear.

Will in New Haven...

That must be us, then. It happened in the monring, right? You owe us a
bacon roll, although I am not sure what one IS.

Will in New Haven

jmcquown...

LOL Maybe it's the equivalent of a Taylor Pork Roll?

jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt...

LOL! He just wanted to sit down with you and have a real breakfast!

Jo Firey...

OK now for those of us not in the UK, what is a bacon roll? And while we're

Christina Websell...

It's fried bacon inside a 6inch x 2inch piece of baked bread dough. Where I

Jack Campin - bogus address...

In Scotland we usually make them with soft white "morning rolls",
about four inches square. That was what she brought in.

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Stormmee...

975

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live we have bacon cobs. The cob is about 4 inches round and crusty.
Sausage and mushroom cobs are wonderful.

at it, what is brown sauce?

Christina Websell...

It comes in a bottle similar to tomato ketchup but it's brown and tastes
completely different ;-) We put it on our bacon rolls, or to dip chips in
(fries) Would be prepared to send a bottle to anyone who will reimburse
the postage.

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Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660 4760
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crusts back on the porch in case they were also desirable for the ferrules
and ate a slice and then went and did puzzles...

what a blessing when even the local feral cat population helps you with your
diet... how very considerate of the cat,

polonca12000...

I hope you will change your mind and stay with us, Lee. Thanks for a
lovely story!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek