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Ping Mimi



Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:32:30 -0000 rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Christina Websell...
I rote dis yesday n we send it 2 times but it not show up so we tries agen:

My dere byootiful Mimi

I not ritten much lately I no, but I fink of yoo allot, rite over dere in
Merikka an me ere in England.
I woz verry norty for not sending yoo a Valentine message, but I woz dat
busy on rat patrol I forgetted.
Yoo will always be my Valentine, Mimi and I wishes alldertime we cud cuddel
up togeffer. I finks of yoo alldertime too wen I inna out, I wunder if yoo
will like being inna out ere. I fink yoo wud. Nuffin etes us and dere not
many carmonsters. We dont nede to go nere der rode anyway. Dere is fields
for miles at der back, so ow about teleporting over and I tek you out down
der garden and in dem fields? I will luck after yoo, Mimi.

Yore boyfriend
Boyfriend

Magic Mood JeepŠ...
I seened it yesserday, and I reply. Maybe my reply not show up there, so I
hafin Mommy postes it instead of usin Weeb's (Mommy say he not on da NIN
(wotefur dat is), like your Mommy an my Mommy), but heer is wot I roted
yesserday:

Sweet Boyfurrend,

Yoo is furry sweet for finking of me allots - I finks of yoo allots too! I
wishes we cood cuddles up togefurs, it wet and not furry warm ofer heer, so
dat wot I dreems abowt! But I wood likes to run inna feelds wif you!
Maybee tonites when Mommy & Daddy is sleepin, I will teleports over to
patrol for da ratties wif you (just make shur dat dem big yellow-teefed ones
is not around - dey scare me and I not efur seen one!), den maybe we can
cuddles by da fire dat yoo say dat yoo gots (Weebles's girlfurrend, Persia,
has one and she say it's nice an warm an snuggly). An yoo wood have to tell
Kitty dat I commin, so she not fink I an intoodur an chases me off, do I can
puff my tail to makes it looks awful feerse!

I gottsa go an hides now, Mommy say she gonna 'take owt da trash an
vacyoom", dat meen she gonna get dat meen ol sucky-monster owt! Do dis one
not as noisy as da old one, but I still nots likes it!

Purrs and nose-kissies
Yur girlfurrend
Mimi
(Weebles's baby sisfur, an now I's haf my furry owned baby sisfur: Betty!)

Christina Websell...
Yoo teleport over ere Satday, Mimi. KFC is going to see Licky her new
boyfriend so she wont be ere and we can av gudgud time. I show yoo der

Christina Websell...
I av a plan. Yoo cud teleport over ere dis weekend an we cud arrange KFC to
teleport over to Licky der same time! Yoo will luv it ere, Mimi, in der
out. I tek you in der fiels an yoo see rabbits and birdies in der wild. I
don't fink yoo catch any since yoo never seed dem before. I elp you.

your luvvin Boyfie

chickens n wear der ratties are. Den we go inna fields. Dey wow. Deres
birdies inem. Wen we tired we snuggle up togevver inna house nere der fire.

your Boyfie
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