If I was in charge....

OOOOH! I bet he'd give the Guvinator a run for his money.

What would be the platform you cats would run on if they were up for
election?

tension_on_the_wire...

Oh, Bootsie Collin's platforms for sure. They were the tallest shoes
we ever saw during the entire decade (70's of course) and we think
cats would instantly claim the top of them if ever seen. A pair for

jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt...

Tallest shoes? I'm trying and failing to picture tall shoes... :)

Who's Bootsie Collins?

Joyce

Kreisleriana...

Bootsy is a bass player, who is pretty much the father of funk. While
playing in James Brown's band in the '60s, he invented the bass sound
that became typical of the big funk bands in the 70s. He was the bass
player for Parliament Funkadelic.

Theresa

Make Levees, Not War

tension_on_the_wire...

Heheh, Theresa explained who he is, but not about his
shoes....he wore the tallest platform boots, usually in
outrageous red vinyl PVC, the heels had to be six inches
high, with the soles not far behind. That's tall shoes.

If not tall enough, there were also Gene Simmon's boots.....
(KISS)

A pair for

each kitty, I think, along with the passing of the "No Kitten Left
Behind"
act mandating the opening of all human homes to the occupation
of kittens such that none ever need experience unwelcome weather
of any sort ever again. And if there are humans in those homes that
don't get along with kittens....let them sit out in the cold for
awhile. 8^P

Shmogg would be about dog and toddler control and be very much pro-sunbeam.

jmcquown...

Persia would absolutely be pro-sunbeam and pro-pillows in said sunbeams.
Also pro fireplaces (it's 35F outside and too late for me to light a fire
but there's always tomorrow!) with pillows in front for the kitty to snuggle
on. Pro-squirrels and pro-birdies to be viewed via the kitty TV (aka
sliding glass doors).

Adrian A...

This thread reminds me of the song "When Cats Take Over the World" :-)