Pine Cone's cat quiz 2006

All of you felines...the hoomins have their 2006 quiz, we owners should
have our own quiz. So get your hoomins to limber up their toes and get
writing for you.

1. Name that the hoomin's call you?

Kreisleriana...

Dan-TE!! Screwball, Screwy Louie, Bitty, Bitty Bit

Irulan...

Lilywillybillynilly; Mlumluy (don't ask me why)

Pine Cone You Freak

2. Real name (optional)?

Kreisleriana...

DANTE

Irulan...

Lily (USA)

Cap'n Pine Cone lord and master of the western hemisphere

3. Long or short hair?

Kreisleriana...

SHORT BUT FURRY SOFFT

Irulan...

Short hair

Short hair

4. What was the last thing you ate?

Kreisleriana...

TREETS!!

Irulan...

My treats. I used to hate treats but Mama bought some that are so good now I
love them. I only get them once a day though :(

I think it was a bug. It tasted really good

5. Mice or Birds?

Kreisleriana...

BOWFF!

Irulan...

Don't know what they are?

Birds are good, but fish look really tempting in their see through cans

6. Ideal occupation if we had opposable thumbs?

Kreisleriana...

FIGHTER PILOT

Irulan...

A garbage man (lady?)

Jet Pilot or maybe a motorcycle racer

7. plain or stripes?

Kreisleriana...

WHACHOO MEEN PLAIN??

Irulan...

I have both! My TED calls me a Heinz 57.

I have bits of both.

8. Window or floor?

Kreisleriana...

WINDOW, AND ON TOPPA EFURRYFING

Irulan...

Floor, all my toys are on there :)

Window, I see more birds that way

9. Given a choice, what type of bird would you eat?

Kreisleriana...

CHIKKEN!! THE KIND THAT COMES IN THE BURRITOS!!

Irulan...

I don't know what birds are?

There's this mockingbird outside that sounds like a cell phone that is
really tasty sounding

10. Favorite hoomin?

Kreisleriana...

MOMMY

Irulan...

My Mama :) My Daddy is good too, but he's not home too much.

The blonde wench. She knows how to give the best scritches

11. Favorite feline?

Kreisleriana...

MEEEEE!!! I LIKE THE BIG DOOD TOO BUT HEEZ GRUMPY

Irulan...

Me, of course.

ME!!

12. D-things. Love them or scratch them?

Kreisleriana...

SCRATCH!!!

13. What is your favorite game?
ALL OF THEM

14. What inspires you?
MOMMY MAKING DINNER

Irulan...

I hate that noise Almond who lives across the road. She barks all day and
night. I'd swat her if I could.

I keep trying to take out the d-thing here, but he's really big

13. What is your favorite game?

Irulan...

Tipping over waste baskets and thwapping my mousie toy that hangs over the
pantry door.

Get the blonde wench into trouble, followed by help the fat wench work on
the computer

14. What inspires you?

Irulan...

A good nap.

fish

15. favorite weather?

Kreisleriana...

NOT RAIN

Kreisleriana...

16. Who do you love?
MOMMY AND GRANDMa. AND MEE BECAUSE I AM GRATE.

Irulan...

A good hot day.

Sunny of course, though I get a kick out of making the fat wench feel
guilty for bringing on the snow

16. Who do you love?

Irulan...

My Mama! And my Daddy.

I like the hoomins, they take care of me; but I love Miss Chloe that
stripey little beauty in Australia

17. What keeps your attention?

Kreisleriana...

EXCUSE ME I JUST SEEN A SHINY THING

Irulan...

My mousies that hang over the door.

Huh?

18. Ideal vacation?

Kreisleriana...

MY HOLE LIFE!

Irulan...

Everyday.

Sailing the briny blue deeps and hunting down scurvy dogs in their lairs

19. Favorite smell?

Kreisleriana...

CHIKKEN! AND GARLIC AND PIZZA

Irulan...

Catnip.

dirty sweaty tennis shoes...YUM!

20. flowers or grass?

Kreisleriana...

DELISHUS!

Irulan...

What's that?

Grass, it tastes better than most flowers

21. Catnip, or not to nip?

Kreisleriana...

YES!

Irulan...

Catnip, yay!

Oh Baby, give me the good stuff

22. fountain, faucet, our water dish?

Kreisleriana...

FAUCET

Irulan...

water dish, I don't drink too much water.

I personally prefer my fountain, but found water is ok, even though the fat
wench has a fit when I drink out of the toilet

23. Do you enjoy travel?

Kreisleriana...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Irulan...

Noooooooo.

Only by ship. Those sneaky hoomins usually take me to TED when they put me
in their metal monster.

24. How many cats in your house?

Kreisleriana...

ME AN THE BIG DOOD. I AM GETTING BIG TOO!

Irulan...

Just me, myseld and I.

seven, nine if you count the blonde wench and PawRob. they are very
catlike.

25. Who do you think will answer this?

Kreisleriana...

I DUNNO!

Irulan...

Everybody, I hope.

I don't know, but someone I hope

26 Which cat is least likely to answer this? Fluffy SP

Kreisleriana...

I DUNNO!

What would you ask us other cats if given a chance?

Kreisleriana...

DO YOO HAFF YOOR TAILS TRAINED YET???

Theresa

Make Levees, Not War

Irulan...

Where do you live and can you come visit? :)

I dunno, I did a pretty thorough job with this, I think

Pam Shirk
tanada@earthlink.net

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?