Pelham cat thief a specialist

Not a thief that steals cats, but a cat that is a thief:

Enfilade...

The freakiness of cats never ceases to amaze me.

It's like how Nocturne will only start doing bad things when we
/return/ from a long absense. She's good while we're gone, and when we
get BACK she starts knocking over the lamps, eating the cactuses and
otherwise being nasty. She wants us to KNOW she's doing it on purpose

Marina...

Frank used to chew on a cactus I had. Eventually, I had to throw out the
cactus because he had demolished most of it.

to punish us!

Fair use excerpt:

By LESLIE KORNGOLD
THE JOURNAL NEWS
(Original publication: July 22, 2006)

PELHAM — Willy the cat steals gardening gloves.

He sneaks into back yards and has deposited more than two dozen on owner
Jennifer Pifer's front porch since spring.

"This all started about the time people began working in their gardens, I
guess March or April," Pifer said. "There was just more and more."