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Looks like I'm staying



Tue, 2 May 2006 09:06:09 -0500 rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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jmcquown...
Dad has decided Scott's house is too much effort and so he's not buying it.
Oh well. He wants me to live in a gated community. He also wants me to get
a job at Walmart in Benton, Arkansas and maybe he'll help me buy a house
there. Oh, that's nice. I'm smiling, really!. Good thing he's not still

Chakolate...
He wants you to get a job at WalMart? He actually *wants* you to be an

Magic Mood JeepŠ...
I don't think he was talking about being a poor schmuck at one of the
stores, but one of those that the schmucks hate at corporate HQ. In other
words, being a corporate shill ;)

jmcquown...
Actually, he has suggested I become a 'greeter'. I'm not quite sure if he
thinks I'm 26 or 66 :)

indentured servant?

living in Memphis.

Jill

Magic Mood JeepŠ...
You may be smiling, but I bet you're grinding your teeth to nubs! Purrs
that Dad gets a grip (not likely, I know) and that Mom can cope as well as
you seem to

{{{{{Jill}}}}}

PS - Weebs purrs dat His Preshus Persia is OK.


Kreisleriana...
Hey, Jill. ;) Your Dad's a character. BUT he obviously thinks of
you.

Reminds me a bit of when my brother was looking for a job out of grad
school, and my dad asked if he ever thought of getting a job on Wall
Street. Eddie immediately replied, "Dad, do you have some other son I
don't know about?"

Theresa

sriddles...
ROFL!!! Family humor. You gotta have it survive them.

Kreisleriana...
Ha-- that was actually Act II. Act I was when Ed told Dad he intended
to follow me into graduate school, and Dad said "Isn't anyone in this
family going to make any money?" :P

Theresa

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sriddles...
Even if you were 66, you'd be the baby of the Wal Mart greeters here.
They all look to be about 75-80.

jmcquown...
I look young for my age, though! I've stayed out of the sun and I liberally
apply sunscreen when I do go out in the sun. I turned prematurely grey but
hey... that's what Loreal is for :)


Monique Y. Mudama...
Ah well. You had a lot of reservations about this move, anyway, so
maybe it's for the best.


Adrian A...
I'm sure he means well. ;-)
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