should we kill all our pet cats coz of asian flu?

if we're gonna be receiving loads of birds with asian flu, and if cats
love to bite, munch, hunt and haunt birds, then 2 and 3 equals 5,
therefore our cats are very likely to get asian flu, which means that
all those grandmas with cats will catch it too and drop dead which is
great because i'm not at all fond of old imbeciles, but what about the
rest of us with cats. i say we go on a cat killing spree, a necessary
cat ethnic cleansing, a health related cat genocide.

claudel...

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Margarita Salt...

Frankly, I don't care what happens to you Frenchies. So go back to the

Handsome Jack Morrison...

Aah.

A fellow-traveller!

mindless games on your Media Center PC and leave the serious
discussions to the grown-ups.

treeline12345...

Okay, I'm prepared to play grownup, too, I think.

Cats have a short digestive tract which kills most germs. It's quite

monsieurblob...

that's preposterous. following that logic, birds have even shorter
digestive tracts and kills even more germs...

It's quite

possible the virus _may_ jump from birds to people. In that case, using
your logic and the recent outbreak in France, we would cull France,
leaving out the champange regions, of course ;)

Margarita Salt...

But of course.

William Robb...

We'd do better to cull the USA. They seem to be the biggest threat to world
peace at the moment.
William Robb

John Wesley...

I think we should just relocate them all with you and hope for the wor
... I mean best!