Major Entertainment Breakthrough . . . . .

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's
breast implants. This is a MAJOR breakthrough, since women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

McD.DaddyTh'McDave of McMaryland "A Faire Lande of Pleasant LIving"

AndyS...

Andy asks:

Hmmmm..... Do they serve as headphones or earplugs ??????

Nixon, D....

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Neither.... Most folks, myself included, I like to use 'em as pacifiers
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They're quite popular with the "under 2 crowd"..... . . .

McDave
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Sordo...

Do you have to be plugged in to hear the music ?

Nixon, D....

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No, but that does greatly intensify the musical experience.

AndyS...

Yes. I've always found good music to be quite titillating...

Nixon, D....

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Titilla- - - - . . . Lord help us. Please, Lord !