I've Defected to the Sarf!

Well actually I'm still in Edinburgh but I found a thing called the
'Dialectizer' which translates web pages into various different
'languages'. Here's what it did to my site when Cockney was selected:

Tickettyboo...

Crickey ! first Sandra and now you! Is this cos you discovered I am sorta
Scottish?

Michaelangelo...

Nah! Nuffink to bloomin' well do wiv that. :)

If you want to compare it with the original:

and if you want to try it on other sites the Dialectizer is at:

It doesn't just do Cockney - others are available

Michaelangelo...

Should have added - click the dialectize button on the page.

Anita...

I have yet to meet anybody that actually uses the 'so called' cockney
language :) I have lived here all my life lol

Mike Clayton...

Blimey, wat you talkin about, doll face. Me and me mate were in the
rubadub talkin about the trouble and strife last when in comes the old
bill, and my mate as it away on is toes so fast he left his strides
behind. Never seen nunuffing like nit ion me life. Larfed so much I
nearly passed the fags round. He aint much of a runner 'cus he as big
plates, usually trip him up. If the rozzers catch him he is down to do
sum porrige in the 'Scrubs'.