Nothing acts faster than !!!!

Now we hear that on so many ads on telly these days, so why don't we all
buy nothing, 'cos they reckon it acts faster than the product they're

Ali...

I've been doing that for years. Saves money too, 'cos nothing is cheaper
than their product too.

advertising? :)

datasmog...

You can't buy Nothing because it's all owned by "They" who reckon, and
their twin sister "They" who says.
Cousin "They're" has all the interesting stuff and for the most part is
not kidding.
Nephew "We're is currently not a big player in the overall scheme of
things, seemingly content to be robbed by the rest of the family.

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

OK then, let's not buy, let's just make do with using nothing. :)

Rabbit...

But if you keep on using nothing what happens when it runs out ? You can't
be left with nothing if you've run out of nothing :-)

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

Perhaps there's so much of it that it won't! :)

Ali...

So you'll be left with something, and you can use that instead.

Michaelangelo...

My local Sainsbury's doesn't stock nothing :(