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another 12 days
Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:38:03 -0000 uk.people.silversurfers
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Saw this in one of the newsletters I get so though I'd share
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me "I'm glad we bought fresh turkey and a proper Christmas Tree" Tickettyboo...
On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard as we tucked into our turkey, a most delicious bird. On the third day we entertained the people from next door. The turkey tasted just as good as it had the day before. Day four, relations came to stay: poor Gran looking old. We finished up the pud and ate the turkey cold On the fifth day of Christmas, outside the snow flakes flurried. But we were nice and warm inside, for we had the turkey curried. On the sixth day, I must admit, the Christmas spirit died. The children fought and bickered , we ate turkey rissoles - fried On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love he did wince, when he sat down at the table and was offered turkey mince Day eight, and nerves were getting frayed, the dog had sun for shelter. I served up turkey pancakes with a glass of Alka Se---zer On the ninth day our cat left home ,by lunchtime dad was blotto. He said he had to have a drink to face turkey risotto By the tenth day the booze had gone (except our home made brew) and if that wasn't bad enough we suffered turkey stew Bram...
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Christmas tree was moulting. The mince pies were as hard as rock and the turkey was revolting On the twelfth day, my true love had a smile upon his lips. The guests had gone, the turkey too, and we dined on fish and chips. |