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Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:51:59 +0100 uk.people.silversurfers
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Wally...
An Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing a few

Rabbit...
I hope you are still running Wally and heading south. Don't stop when you
feel your feet getting wet :-)


BunnyHare...
Another good one, Wally

nut-brown ale. While they're sitting around blankly staring at their mugs,
three flies buzz down from the ceiling and lazily circle each drinker.
Suddenly "buzzzplooop," each fly does a kamakazi dive into a different
glass.

The Englishman gives a disgusted look at his pint, dips the fly out with a
spoon, flicks it over his shoulder, and drains the glass.

The Aussie notices the fly as he puts the glass to his lips. With a quick
puff he blows the bug out in a cloud of foam, and tosses the beer down in
one gulp.

They both look on amazed as the Scotsman carefully grasps the fly by its
wings, gently lifts it and shakes it off. Then he says to the fly in a quiet
voice, "There y'are now laddie, SPIT IT OOOOT!"

Old Grizzly...
now *I* liked it Wally but will you know who ;-)


noreen...
ROFLMHO you had better run fast too ;-)))


Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
And another *real* Scottish joke. That's secind tonight Wally - you are on
top form today. LOL
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