Secrets to a happy marriage

My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Twice a week we go to
a restaurant and have some good food, a little wine & Companionship. She
goes Tuesday and I go Friday.

We sleep in separate beds , hers is in London mine is in Leeds.

Jackie...

Bunker pretty quickly Wally!!!

Wally...

Funny, that's just what SWMBO said :o))

I take my wife everywhere but she keeps coming back.

I asked where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere nice I have
not been to for a long time"she said . So I suggested the kitchen!

We always hold hands if I let go she shops. She has every electric gadget
you can think of. When she said she had too many gadgets but no where to sit
down I bought her an electric chair.

Remember that marriage is the number one cause of divorce. I married Miss
Right I just did not know her first name was Always!

I have not spoken to her for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt!

The last time we had a fight it was my fault. She asked "What's on TV",
"Dust"I said!
In the beginning God created the earth & rested. Then God created man &
rested. Then God created woman & since then, neither God nor man has
rested!!