Better get this place cleaned up

I have 'artistes' waiting to start rehearsals!

Clatter, bang, THUMP!

Oh Lord! Sounds like Splodge has fallen off the tree, I 'did' say that her
act as the fairy on the top was not without risk :-( ( Especially as I
believe she has partaken of an alcoholic beverage or two)

Best go pick her up .....

noreen...

Oh dear "Miss Demille " I think you should know about the er "fairy on the
top of the tree
far be it from me ( arms under bust ) to cast nastertions!! but things have
been said about
err this one (nudge nudge wink wink know what i mean ) one or two????

Celia Boo De Mille...

for you>

Right, best get the broom out , we seem to have pine needles all over the
place.
Oh yuk! what's that??? Oh dear :-(
Mike Clayton said he was going to do a magic act, must be a shortage of
doves and he is using ostriches instead!