A rival for Wally

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get
married.

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay,she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman
sitting in a wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not
really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
you....you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still
good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad
smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

OK! OK! I'm sure you've heard it before, but would think it can still

Rabbit...

Many times and proof that the old ones aren't always the best :-)

tickle a fancy or two. ;)

BoyPete...

Did you mix up an n for a c there? ;)

jackie...

he!he! I had heard it before but I still giggled!!