A Splodge disaster

My GP (phwoarrrrr!) says my serum cholesterol is too high, and the problem
could be more hereditary than dietary. So that means I've come from the

BunnyHare...

Oh, poor you. I hope it gets sorted without too much bother. Shame
about the chocolate.
Hope your sister is getting a bit better too. It must have been a shock

wrong family then lol. With one sister now back home, the other was rushed
into orspiddal yesterday so the lovely man must be right.

I told him my diet was normally very good - with an exceptional chocolate
splurge thrown in to keep me sane, so he's given me the benefit of the
doubt. Another blood test in one month and if it's still high he said he'll
have to talk to me verrrry seriously indeed. Ooooh, yes please.....!

So no more ch*****te at all until 10th April, and I would be very grateful
if you would all please disguise any references to same when posting. Is

andon...

I was appalled to read your latest news.
This was quickly followed by thoughts of how I can help.
I am both willing and able to see to the proper disposal of any
existing stock-pile of such products. I am also very aware that part
of the joy of chocoholism is the purchasing process. I will willingly
see to the consumption and digestion of these future stocks so that
you can carry on with your life-style as uninterrupted as possible.

Splodge...

Your very kind offer of help is much appreciated. Existing stocks will be
kissed, cuddled, fondled, drooled over and demolished, but future products
will be left on the shelf to await your impending visit.
Yours faithfully
Splodge

andon...

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

I'm surprised that pmj hasn't already come up with a reasonable offer. LOL

Splodge...

No sign of him. Is he still MIA?
Splodge

Having discovered a "half-price" deal at Woolies and a market stall
offering "3 fur a quid mate". I topped up the bedside locker for the
weekend. Well the motor racing starts this w/e and it is bound to
require a bit of extra energy to watch.
I will pack my Black Bag and get nurse to arrange for me to take a
sabbatical in your direction ASAP.

this the end of the world as I know it?

Tickettyboo...

pssst! Eat it standing up, the effect of gravity cancels out both the
calories and the cholesterol

Splodge...

Why hadn't I thought of that?:))))

Tickettyboo...

You need sneakiness lessons -:)

Splodge

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

That's either an *old* wife's or a ßºº's tale I guess.
Ignore it Splodge, do what your doc days. :)

Splodge...

Will do, FN, but I need to spend this weekend getting rid of my stash of
naughties first:))
Splodge

Smokey...

Bin em !!! dont eat em !!! Be strong , show us how it is done Jan !!

Splodge...

Can't Shan't Won't - so there. Howsabout I show you how it's done starting
Monday morning?
Splodge

Smokey...

It has to start now..................I am watching you !!!

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

Send them down the modem, I'm sure we can help you get rid of them. :)

Anita Carter...

How will she knows which it is ............. unless she tries it ;)

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

Does it matter - I suggest she just has a giggle then ignores it. :)

Post some more jokes Wally - quick!!!!!

Jackie...

I hope your sister that was rushed into orspiddal is o.k. Splodge!!

Smokey...

Oh dear could well be no more you know what for you Splodge, sorry :-((
Look on the bright side tho , at least you are aware of the problem and will
get it treated accordingly.

Just think of all the money you will save now too:-))

You remind me of the Vicar of Dibley with your `sweeties` craze!!

Splodge...

She's free of pain, Jackie, so that's a great relief. They gave her two ECGs
and then gave her a tablet under the roof of her mouth to relive the pain,
then gave her another ECG. Odd that, cos I'd heard of tablets you put under
your tongue, but not those.

Yes, the Vicar of Dibley taught me one or two new hiding places for the evil
stuff lol. I love that programme.
Splodge