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Succumb to temptation :-)



Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:30:28 +0100 uk.people.silversurfers
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MCC...
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an aeroplane.

Tickettyboo...

rofl, nicked and passed onto a friend who is in need of a giggle :-)


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After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded,
"Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi
replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham
sandwich." The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his
reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it
still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The Priest
replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The Rabbi then
asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with
my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes. Finally, the Rabbi says, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

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Like it. :)

Rabbit...
A ham sandwich or wot ???:-)

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You guess! ;)

Rabbit...
Wot !!!!! :-)

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Whatever !

May...
Whatever, beats the lot... Mmmm ???


Splodge...
Me too
Splodge


Aries...
ROFL love it ;)


sam...
Ah yes.

I remember it well.


Foxy at w*rk...
lol Or "any" sandwich come to think :-)
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