Music Hall monologues .Does anyone..

Been reading throught the Music Hall monologues, songs, etc, contributed
here. Theyre really fun. Does anyone have the words or the whereabouts of
a mon... which has the line ..."the 'andle came orf in me 'and.." to end
each verse. Would love to read that out decked in maids frilly cap and
apron for the Afternoon club soon.

Many thanks in antissipifikayshun.

Marg :o)

Old Grizzly...

Sounds a bit like a Stanley Holloway look here

Bram...

Turn it up Len. Can't hear them!!

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

They're fine here Bram.

Bram...

Oh Yes

Old Grizzly...

i wouldnt want to damage anyones hearing ;-)