Bug spray

Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee

BunnyHare...

Oh wally you get worse
LOL

it."

Wally...

Is that possible ????? :o))

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

Well!! I have my doubts Wally. :)

The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie
you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is
not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you.

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.The
farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.

Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his
family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there,
hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck!
Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.

The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you
but you look like hell! What the devil happened?"

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,

"Doesn't that calf have a mother?"

Foxy at w*rk...

rofl excellent