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Xmas Pressie
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:19:19 -0000
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Foxy at w*rk...
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My friend is getting his child one of these !!!!!
I bet he's pretty fed up of it by tea time
Frogman...
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But what a great thing to take to a party and bring out after everyone
has had a few drinks :-)
Foxy at w*rk...
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lol remind me not to invite you to a party ;-)
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BunnyHare...
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You think as long as that? Breakfast time would be my guess :-)
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Jackie...
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I think they would be coming for me with a straight jacket before the
day was out!!
Foxy at w*rk...
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rofl me too Jackie (My Boss just gave me a funny look then as I laughed at
the computer screen)
Jackie...
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Buy him one for the festive season Jen!!
MCC...
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I was hoping the dog was going to tear it to bits :-))
This came from my sister a couple of days ago:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two
men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave
you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Foxy at w*rk...
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Michaelangelo...
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Do you number many masochists among your friends? :)
Foxy at w*rk...
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biffo...
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Tea time !! I'd say well before that Jen ;-)))
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Wrinklie One =?iso-8859-1?Q?=A9?=...
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I'm fed up of it already :-)
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Mike Clayton...
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Muses..............mmmmmmmm.......... wonder why they are called
*straight* jackets......... Ponders.
These are the kind of worries that can give you sleepless nights :-)
Jackie...
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I wonder why, I think they may keep you upright - not able to bend!!!
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