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Fri, 7 Apr 2006 20:10:43 +0930 uk.people.silversurfers
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Tyke...
What Marriage is About

jenny at w*rk...
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BunnyHare...
Hee, hee. Good one Russell


West Stand Bowler...
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LMAO. Nice one :-)


He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

Jackie...
I had a good giggle at that one Russell ! he!he!


The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip
of

the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them
kept looking over and whispering.

You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can
afford is one meal for the two of them.

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and

occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

! Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
another
meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used
to sharing everything."

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,
the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat
a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered

.

"THE TEETH."

noreen...
ROFL!!! now that was a surprise;-))))


jenny at w*rk...
lol Good one

Jen
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