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Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:29:25 -0000 uk.people.silversurfers
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Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister.

jackie...
Good one FN!!!


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned - frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She
pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to The front
door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We Are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Wally...
Hey, are you throwing up a challenge for my title ??

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6...
Nah! Just keeping you on your toes. We don't want you getting blasé now,
do we? LOL


Grannie Annie...
I hope it's not too cold for you in the bunker, that one derserves a
double stint !!! :')
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