FAO FN - football help needed

I'm attempting to get everything set up for the World Cup. So far I've

Rabbit...

Oh I don't know Scotland is going to play in the WC

Rabbit...

Certainly but unfortunately you can't miss it here either :-(

Troy's Human...

Yes !

Troy's Human...

No chance :-( I'm addicted.

It's OK for people like you pmj but I'm getting on in years and am finding
listening to "The Archers" very stressful and much too exciting for people
of my advancing years. I need something else that doesn't get me all
excited and worked up (bad for my health). I think I may have found just
what I need - the answer to all my health problems .......

Football ... even less exciting than watching paint dry .... I love it :-)

got:-

90" HD Plasma TV to watch it on. Is this big enough ?

Large armchair to sprawl in whilst glued to the TV for weeks on end. Is it
possible to have meals delivered to my armchair during the event ?

Special fridge placed next to the armchair to store the cans of lager in. I
intend buying the cans of lager in bulk - what brand do you recommend ? I'm
normally a real ale drinker but accept that this would not be acceptable
whilst watching football.

Lots of In-ger-land flags to drape absolutely everywhere. Would it be
acceptable to tie a few flags onto the cats and dogs ?

TIA and any other suggestions welcome.

Rabbit...

Practice saying 1966 every two minutes :-)

Troy's Human...

For what reason ?

Rabbit...

No eye dear, it's just something the commentators/press keep repeating. They
may be mistaken though and mean 1967, now there was a historic footie game
that year ;-)

What happened in 1966 ?? (Apart from a few nice things I was getting up to

Ali...

North Korea knocked Italy out of the cup.

I'm not sure what they were doing in a cup in the first place.

Ali
Over three years' statistics now available.

cos I was a young lad then and young lads have fun :-))

Wally...

Make an early appointment with your doctor M8, you can
get treatment for this problem.
I know what it is called but I can't tell you in here.
That Sandra has got ears like a hawk :o))

Rabbit...

As in *hawk aye the noo* :-)

Tickettyboo...

you gotta learn to conjugate the verb dungood ( as in the boy dungood)
and..you gotta learn how to chant about earwigs :-)
earwig o, earwig o, earwig o, earwigo, earwigo, earwig o-o
Then you should be set :-)

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

Sounds about right now, saves me having to leave watching the footie to
tell him. Thanks ßºº . :)

BunnyHare...

Ooh I know that one. Think I did it at one of the UPS concerts

Troy's Human...

Thanks Boo. I'm working on it - it sounds *everso* complicated :-)

Splodge...

I'll be right there with you TH. I've got me flags out too, and me England
strip is ready on the hanger. Not sure about the beer though. I'll sip the
occasional cuppa tea with my little finger raised very delicately:))))

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

Well get Ben to give you lessons, and if you ask him nicely, he might let
you have a kick at his football to help you get in the mood. But you may
need to borrow ßºº's ankle protectors. :)