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Highlander
Tue, 10 Oct 2006 19:31:10 +0100
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Wally...
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A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the Scottish
Highlands looking for material for a documentary about the way of life
there.
Rabbit...
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< Makes note to mail Tyke and see if I can have the bunker relocated down
under, *way* down under > :-)
David C...
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Most unfair.:-)
Rabbit...
Perhaps Wally should be given life-time free access to one of the
"secret" nulclear bunkers instead.
Rabbit...
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Well I know of two near me, one you can even visit, the other doesn't exist
:-)
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He would probably be safe from all the wild-life there, including the
Rabbits............
Rabbit...
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Rabbits or Bunny Girls ????? :-)
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Wally...
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I just knew you would like that one Sandra :o))
Wally
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Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
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The moon is pretty uninhabited at the moment. Won't that do for a
relocation area for Wally's bunker? Of course there's Mars too. When's
the next rocket scheduled to go there, I wonder? :)
Rabbit...
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Are you going to pay to relocate the bunker there and all the travel costs
of getting Wally there ??? :-)
Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
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Ee lass! Tha questions get dafter. ;)
Wally...
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Urrrmm, scuse me,do I detect a conspiracy against me ????
Rabbit...
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You'll be telling us next that you live with JFK, Marilyn Monroe and Elvis
:-)
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I know what it's like to be unwanted :o((
Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
Rabbit...
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Awww (((Wally)) there, there, we all love you :-)
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David C...
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Wally might be more interested in the return-trip schedule?
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REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering
material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the
Scottish Highlands. You look like an interesting fellow, perhaps I could
interview you??
SCOTSMAN: Certainly...
REPORTER: Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name?
SCOTSMAN: Well now there's a story. Y'know I deliver the mail round here,
but do they call me Donald the Postman? No they don't.
You see those fine crofts up on the hill there, well, I built more than half
of them myself, but do they call me Donald the Croftbuilder? No, they don't.
And did you pass the nets down in the harbour? Well, I made several of them,
but do they call me Donald the Netmaker? No, they don't.
But, I tell you, a moment's weakness with just ONE sheep ....
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Q: What do you call a Highlander with 4 sheep?
A: A pimp
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Crikey Wally!! Now your in trouble :0
Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
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Tell us something new Terry. :)
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