Russian wife

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher

Jackie...

He!he! good one Wally, of course I guessed her `Husband`

Foxy at w*rk...

Silly me lol

and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt
to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken
legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher again understood, and gave her
some chicken breasts.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

(Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did. Then,
scroll down.)

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What in the world were you thinking?

Hellooooooo... ...her husband speaks English!