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The Cowgirl



Tue, 20 Dec 2005 21:22:55 +1030 uk.people.silversurfers
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Tyke...
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip

BunnyHare...
:-))) Good one, Tyke

out of each one in turn.

Jackie...
I like it!!


When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat
after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas,
we promised that
we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for
myself."The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.

The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her
eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains," It's
just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit
drinking. "Hasn't affected my sisters
though."

Foxy at w**k...
:-) Well I certainly won't be joining the Baptist Church Russ

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°5 +...
Or the Methodists either then Jen! :)

Foxy at w**k...
Can't they drink either ????

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°5 +...
Nope they sign the pledge too.

MCC...
Not quite true, FN. Lots of Methodist friends here in Cornwall and they
will take a drink occasionally. For the official line see here -

Rabbit...
But neither FN or Foxy should think of joining the *wee frees* :-)

MCC...
Might do them the world of good :-))

Rabbit...
That's true but I wonder if the *wee frees* allow pooters ?


Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°5 +...
Must have changed a bit since I went to their Sunday school then. Well it
was around 50 years ago I suppose. :)

http://www.methodist.org.uk/static/factsheets/fs_alcohol.htm
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