Wow!

Just got an e-mail telling me that I've been accepted for the $260,000=20
loan that I (never) applied for. Shame it didn't arrive yesterday, I=20
could have saved my =A32 stake for tonights =A3100,000,000 EuroMillions dra=
w=20

Anyway, I'll not be posting for a while 'cos I've got to go to this=20
website and fill in a form to get my loan. It says it'll only take 30=20
seconds but my typing is still very slow so it'll take me longer. Also I=20
need to go and dig out all my bank account details before I start 'cos I=20
expect they'll need them.

$260,000 Wow!

Gareth...

A loan? Pah, that's nothing!
I've had an email to say that I've won a Lottery that I never entered.
All I have to do is to send a few thousand pounds to pay the tax on it
and then they'll forward my cheque.
I also don't give my email address if I buy a Lottery ticket so they
must be really eager that I don't lose out on my winnings. :-)

Michaelangelo...

Gosh, you are so lucky! I'd love to win a lottery I'd never entered.
I've got several thousand pounds securely stashed away in an old
numbered Swiss mattress for that very purpose and I never get the
chance to use it.

Foxy at w*rk...

Jen arrives with begging bowl :-)