In true Wally style!!

(and pinched)

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small
knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to
tighten
up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Jackie...

I love it Frogman - still giggling!!

Jackie...

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon and said "I've
turned the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said," Those aren't bags, those
are
your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

Old Grizzly...

LOL
A man tried the same technique and ended up with a pink necktie ;-)

JoeH...

LOL - tied badly.

Frogman...

lol I think you had better join me in the Bunker :-)