Parrotfish - I still can't stop laughing :-))))

Got this recorded but it's 56 Mb - never mind at least I can still go on
laughing at Kenneth Williams:-)))

Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.

Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.

So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."

Parrotfish...

One of his best, IMHO !
Sad, terribly, terribly sad.......... and yet..........
amusing.

Regards............ Euphemia Swanboiler

Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.

There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.