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Beer drinkers beware
Sat, 3 Jun 2006 22:00:50 +0100
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Wally...
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Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
Troy's Human...
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Very worrying Wally :-(
I'm gonna cut down - don't want to end up like the female human :-)
jackie...
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I think we need another bunker !!!! or perhaps Anita to give you a
thwack!!!!!!!
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noreen...
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You should be so lucky;-)))
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No further testing was considered necessary.!!
jackie...
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You know the way Wally!!!!!!!
Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
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I think he was already there! :)
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noreen...
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That's right Jackie show him the way !! ;-))))
jackie...
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Its almost his second home I think Noreen!!
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Foxy at w*rk...
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lol I'm saying nowt
Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
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Well that makes a refreshing change Jen ;)
You very busy today then? :(
I am - having a hard day watching day 4 of the test match at Trent Bridge.
:)
Foxy at w*rk...
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A normal Monday FN. Done wages now typing
Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...
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I'm off for some lunch and back to the cricket. Byeee!!!
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