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Rabbits...



Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:45:51 -0000 uk.people.silversurfers
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Wally...
Probly be in twubble for this one :o)

Foxy at w**k...
sniperty snip


Rabbit...
Oh I don't know, this is the least likely of the three you posted tonight
:-)


These two rabbits escape from the laboratory and see grass for the first
time. Lollopy, lollopy, lollopy, lop, they bounce through the grass when
they meet an older rabbit. "Hello," says the older rabbit. "Would you like
to come and stay at my warren?" "What's a warren?" ask the two rabbits.
"Don't worry," replies the older rabbit. "Come and see." So off they go and
they like the tunnels and chambers of the older rabbit's warren, and decide
to stay. In the morning, the two rabbits are awaken by the thumping of the
older rabbit: thump thump thump. "Come on out for the cabbages," calls the
older rabbit. "What's a cabbage?" ask the two rabbits. So off they go and
enjoy the day in the fields eating cabbages. They return very satisfied with
their tummies full of cabbage and agree a good day was had. The following
day: thump thump thump, "Come on out for the cabbages", and the same for the
day after that. By the end of the third day, rabbit one says to rabbit two,
"These cabbages are good but there must be more to life. Let's go and find
it." Rabbit two agrees, so off they go lollopy lollopy lollopy lop across
the grass. They meet a younger rabbit. "Hello," says the younger rabbit.
"Why don't you come and live in my warren. I got young girly rabbits in my
warren." So they agree and for three days, it was thump thump thump. By the
end of the third day, rabbit one says to rabbit two, "Oh man, I gotta get
out of here." "WHY?!?" asks rabbit two. "This is the best time of our
lives!" he exclaims. "Yeah," says rabbit one, "but

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it has been a week since I've had a cigarette."

Foxy at w**k...
lol I loved that one
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