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The Furniture Dealer



Sun, 29 Jan 2006 23:46:48 +0000 uk.people.silversurfers
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Nicked from another group:

A furniture dealer, Bob, from Kansas, decided that he wanted to expand
the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris,
France to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris (this being his first tripever to the French
capitol), Bob met with some manufacturers and finally selected a line
that he thought would sell well back home in Kansas. To celebrate the
new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass
of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place
was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the
only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,
asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and
motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.

Bob tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his
language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with
her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it
to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, Bob took another
napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.
They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small
group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he
took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She
nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed
and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a
picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Bob has no idea how she
figured out he was in the furniture business.

Foxy at w**k...
lol but did he ??????
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