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Well known proverbs
Sun, 5 Feb 2006 12:46:53 +0000
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A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked
them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe
these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise
you.
While reading these please keep in mind that these are six year old
first
graders because the last one is classic!
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop
running.
2. Strike while the........................................bug is
close.
3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving
Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ........ .........termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ..................... looks dirty.
7. No news
is.................................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... maths.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust .................................... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pig.
13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to
relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the
presents.
16. A penny saved is ................................. not much.
17. Two's company, three's ...................... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to
bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you but cry and ........you
have to blow your nose.
Tickettyboo...
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LOL aint that the truth!
One good turn....gets all the duvet
One door closes...and another one slams in your face
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil should be lead
~~seadancer~~...
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"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday...
... and now you know why."
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20. There are none so blind as . ................... Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ........... spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed .................... get new
batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ....... see in the picture
on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the
way.
And the WINNER!
25. Better late than ..................................pregnant.
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