Christmas Crackers (party)

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him

jamps...

...groan!.....
You must get your crackers from the same place as me Val. lol

BunnyHare...

:-)) Good ones there. Pinching them for our family get together on
Christmas Day

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

Bram...

Love it :-)

Aries...

thought you would ;)

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood

What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log

Anita Carter...

hahahahaha - great :)